Mortal Kombatville

If I could make a new application on Facebook, I'd make Mortal Kombatville. You'd create a fighter and go around to other peoples fighters and fight them. People could spectate the fights too, because they would be on hte persons profile. It would be awesome (:

I am Nelidor

Greetings, I am Nelidor, a dark elf who resides in the country of Tamriel. I am a Dark Mage and I specialize in Hand to Hand and Blade combat, and both light and heavy armor categorys. I am in the thieves guild, and in the mages guild. I like to defeat Vampires and Necromancers with my awesome shock spells.

Separation of Chuch and Skate!

Band you will use: Nofx
Boy or girl?: Golden Boys
Describe yourself: No Problems
How do you feel about yourself?: Happy guy
What do you think of your town?: F the Kids
First thought when you woke up: I Am A Huge Fan of Bad Religion
Place you'd like to visit: Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
Favorite means of transportation: March to the Beat of An Indifferent Drum
Best friend is: Timmy the Turtle
Favorite color: Truck Stop Blues
What's the weather like: Screamin' For Change
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Murder the Government
What is life to you: Stranger Than Fishin'
If you could change your name, what would it be: Liza
Favorite food: Green Corn
How do you want to die: Dumping Bricks
My souls present condition: On the Rag
The faults I can bear: You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter
Describe your love life: Freedumb
What are you going to title this blog: Separation of Church and Skate

Hump Day

I hate Wednesdays! They always go by soooo slowwww, and at the end of the day, I become upset that there's two more days until the weekend.

Weekend blues.

My weekend sucked pretty bad. I totally forgot to bring home my algebra, sooo I'm screwed!

Weekend blues.

Friday

Friday,
You're so cute.
I want to make you mine.
Oh Friday,
Come here right now.
You are my escape.
Oh Friday,
Let's go away forever.
I love you.
Oh Friday,
You so sexy!

Jet Li is the man!

The other day, I watched Kiss of the Dragon with Jet Li, and I believe he's the best martial artist/actor ever! He totally beat up a corrupt French police chief and saved a hooker and her daughter from being killed. It was insane!

"You can't block the sun with two fingers"

I believe the man meant that the Taliban is large like the sun, and can't be stopped by our forces, which are like two fingers. We may have more people, but their thirst for our deaths is far to great.

Superstitious

I am not superstitious at all. I do not believe if I walk under a ladder, I'll be cursed with bad luck for a certain amount of time. It gets kind of annoying when people who are superstitious blame everything bad that happens to them on bad luck. Chances are, you're just clumsy, not cursed for having a black cat cross your path.

wind

Wind is the cool, sometimes forceful, blanket of air that rushes around everyonce in a while.

My dream car would have afterburners and sweet teleportation skills!