Questions for Spring

1. What's with the weather? Can you please be warmer?
2. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May showers bring?
3. Can you lend me twenty bucks?
4. Who really did let the dogs out?
5. Are you and Fall close friends?

Living in the middle of the woods.

If I could live in the middle of the woods with minimal human conctact, I totally would. At the moment, I can't stand the human race, so being all alone in the woods sounds like a paradise. Instead of just one dog, I'd want seven or eight huskies/malamutes so I could have a dogsled team. Also, I'd rather live in the African wilderness and have a pet lion, a lion that would eat trespassers. His name would be Mnumbi. I don't know why, but I like that name.

Softball and Movies

Today, the girls are going to dominate Jackman and send them home crying, and a bit disorientated. The boys will... uhh... play well too. If it's not raining, I plan to go and observe.

In other exciting news, I want to see Toy Story 3, Iron Man 2, and The Last Airbender very freakin' badly!!!

My Vacation

During my vacation, I slayed a dragon. I ran my regualar ninja business (fighting bad guys, conducting symphonies) and I also hung out with people. When I wasn't doing what I stated above, I was playing World of Warcraft and sleeping.

Sick

I'm so sick! I feel like everythings playing in slow motion, and I'm very sensitive to touch. I stayed home yesturday because my throat hurt, had strange mucus in my nose, was a bit dizzy, and had a crazy fever. I didn't know how high it was because we didn't have a thermometer in the house, but I knew I had one because I was freezing, and I was bundled up in a seventy degree room.

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Pet Peeve

My pet peeve is when someone complains about their pet peeve, yet they can do it and it doesn't bother them. That and people that are stupid.

Hyena

I'd rather be a hyena rather than a dog simply because hyenas have better digestivve systems than regular dogs. They can eat anything, and I mean anything, and find nutrition in it.

Squirrel

There once was a squirrel named Chuck Fardsbirth. He was a secret agent for the Brittish Government. One day, Chuck had a mission in Burma, where he had to go bust a drug trade. Everything went fine, until he found another stash... another squirrels nuts.

Chuck still lives in Burma, and is now a homeless addict. The End

Third Quarter

I learned to not get behind on things, like my Capstone, and my blog. I space out to much and forget about the blog.

Prom

I do believe I'm going to the prom, but I'm not sure who with. I think everyone that I'd actually think about taking is taken. Maybe I'll take someone from out of town, but then there's the risk of ickyness...hmmmm.

April Fools Day

I think April Fools Day is a joke... no pun intended. It's kind of pointless, because it's a day where people are free to be d-bags, and usually crap hits the fan and people get hurt in one way or another. Pranks are usually funny, but I don't think they should be reserved for just one day. Do them whenever you want!!