Living in the middle of the woods.

If I could live in the middle of the woods with minimal human conctact, I totally would. At the moment, I can't stand the human race, so being all alone in the woods sounds like a paradise. Instead of just one dog, I'd want seven or eight huskies/malamutes so I could have a dogsled team. Also, I'd rather live in the African wilderness and have a pet lion, a lion that would eat trespassers. His name would be Mnumbi. I don't know why, but I like that name.